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Eight years ago my sister and her then boyfriend offered me the spare room in their holiday apartment. I tagged along with them and a group of friends, how hard could mountain biking be after all? We can blame quite a lot on that holiday. My sister got engaged on a mountain side. Things took a different turn for Mr DD. On his first night he was innocently whistling in an unlocked restaurant toilet cubicle when a woman burst in, clearly and shamelessly trying to steal a glance at his schlong* (#metoo). I was that toilet pervert. He managed a day of serious mountain biking before he was the unfortunate victim of an accident that resulted in a dislocated and broken thumb**. Meanwhile I had realised mountain biking was actually quite tricky and decided to retire from the sport before I lost a limb. So Mr DD through injury, and me through general lack of ability, were unable to bike for the rest of the holiday. Instead we drank together, swam in a lake and he even saved my life***. On returning to good old Britain our relationship blossomed. In time I managed to smuggle myself out of Norfolk, we got married and had two children. Then, well, then came the inevitable. The vasectomy. A few months later the good news was delivered, Mr DD has super sperm. At this point he was given an actual doctors note to have as much sex as possible. Birth a person and you may be offered toast. Mess up a vasectomy and you’ll get given a sex pass. Un-fucking-believable. ➡️➡️follow the link in the bio to read on➡️➡️ #lifewithkids #lifewithdogs #meandmydds #dogsanddependants #dogsandkidsofinstagram #gsplife #toddlers #toddlersofinstagram #betteroutside #parenting #motherhood #vasectomy

A story about a vasectomy and a morgue. You lucky lot ➡️👀➡️ . . . . . . #lifewithkidsanddogs #lifewithkids #meandmydds #dogsanddependants #toddlers #toddlersofinstagram #parenting #vasectomy #dadlife #mumlife Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @dogsanddependants https://www.facebook.com/dogsanddependants/ www.instagram.com/dogsanddependants

Composure. . . . . . . . . . #germanshorthairedpointer #gsp #gspofinstagram #lifewithkidsanddogs #lifewithkids #lifewithdogs #meandmydds #dogsanddependants #dogsandkidsofinstagram #gsplife #betteroutside #parenting #motherhood #optoutside #ukhikers #gspoftheday Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @dogsanddependants https://www.facebook.com/dogsanddependants/ www.instagram.com/dogsanddependants

➡️➡️ never turn away from toddlers ➡️➡️ . . . . . . . #germanshorthairedpointer #gsp #gspofinstagram #lifewithkidsanddogs #lifewithkids #lifewithdogs #meandmydds #dogsanddependants #dogsandkidsofinstagram #gsplife #toddlers #toddlersofinstagram #betteroutside #parenting #motherhood #btbamamas Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @dogsanddependants https://www.facebook.com/dogsanddependants/ www.instagram.com/dogsanddependants

Hippointer . . . . . . . . #germanshorthairedpointer #gsp #gspofinstagram #lifewithkidsanddogs #lifewithdogs #meandmydds #dogsanddependants #dogsandkidsofinstagram #gsplife #betteroutside #parenting #motherhood #optoutside . . . Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @dogsanddependants . https://www.facebook.com/dogsanddependants/ . www.instagram.com/dogsanddependants

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#vanlife #hotdog . . . . . . . #germanshorthairedpointer #gsp #gspofinstagram #lifewithkidsanddogs #lifewithdogs #meandmydds #dogsanddependants #dogsandkidsofinstagram #gsplife #betteroutside #parenting #motherhood #btbamamas #optoutside #ukhikers #mercedes #marcopolo . Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @dogsanddependants . https://www.facebook.com/dogsanddependants/ . www.instagram.com/dogsanddependants

Eight years ago my sister and her then boyfriend offered me the spare room in their holiday apartment. I tagged along with them and a group of friends, how hard could mountain biking be after all? We can blame quite a lot on that holiday. My sister got engaged on a mountain side. Things took a different turn for Mr DD. On his first night he was innocently whistling in an unlocked restaurant toilet cubicle when a woman burst in, clearly and shamelessly trying to steal a glance at his schlong* (#metoo). I was that toilet pervert. He managed a day of serious mountain biking before he was the unfortunate victim of an accident that resulted in a dislocated and broken thumb**. Meanwhile I had realised mountain biking was actually quite tricky and decided to retire from the sport before I lost a limb. So Mr DD through injury, and me through general lack of ability, were unable to bike for the rest of the holiday. Instead we drank together, swam in a lake and he even saved my life***. On returning to good old Britain our relationship blossomed. In time I managed to smuggle myself out of Norfolk, we got married and had two children. Then, well, then came the inevitable. The vasectomy. A few months later the good news was delivered, Mr DD has super sperm. At this point he was given an actual doctors note to have as much sex as possible. Birth a person and you may be offered toast. Mess up a vasectomy and you’ll get given a sex pass. Un-fucking-believable. ➡️➡️follow the link in the bio to read on➡️➡️ #lifewithkids #lifewithdogs #meandmydds #dogsanddependants #dogsandkidsofinstagram #gsplife #toddlers #toddlersofinstagram #betteroutside #parenting #motherhood #vasectomy

A story about a vasectomy and a morgue. You lucky lot ➡️👀➡️ . . . . . . #lifewithkidsanddogs #lifewithkids #meandmydds #dogsanddependants #toddlers #toddlersofinstagram #parenting #vasectomy #dadlife #mumlife Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @dogsanddependants https://www.facebook.com/dogsanddependants/ www.instagram.com/dogsanddependants

Composure. . . . . . . . . . #germanshorthairedpointer #gsp #gspofinstagram #lifewithkidsanddogs #lifewithkids #lifewithdogs #meandmydds #dogsanddependants #dogsandkidsofinstagram #gsplife #betteroutside #parenting #motherhood #optoutside #ukhikers #gspoftheday Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @dogsanddependants https://www.facebook.com/dogsanddependants/ www.instagram.com/dogsanddependants

➡️➡️ never turn away from toddlers ➡️➡️ . . . . . . . #germanshorthairedpointer #gsp #gspofinstagram #lifewithkidsanddogs #lifewithkids #lifewithdogs #meandmydds #dogsanddependants #dogsandkidsofinstagram #gsplife #toddlers #toddlersofinstagram #betteroutside #parenting #motherhood #btbamamas Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @dogsanddependants https://www.facebook.com/dogsanddependants/ www.instagram.com/dogsanddependants

Hippointer . . . . . . . . #germanshorthairedpointer #gsp #gspofinstagram #lifewithkidsanddogs #lifewithdogs #meandmydds #dogsanddependants #dogsandkidsofinstagram #gsplife #betteroutside #parenting #motherhood #optoutside . . . Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @dogsanddependants . https://www.facebook.com/dogsanddependants/ . www.instagram.com/dogsanddependants

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